tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79572705844153485962024-03-08T14:39:41.071-08:00Sardar Jokes - #1 Destination For all JokesAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-58629295381901739402013-10-09T09:10:00.003-07:002013-10-09T09:10:34.600-07:00Doctor and Women Embarassement<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #6a6a6a; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;">A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it.</span><br style="color: #6a6a6a; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;" /><br style="color: #6a6a6a; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;" /><span style="color: #6a6a6a; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;">One of the Doctors, in an effort to console her, said, "Don t feel bad. Why, only two years ago a lady delivered in the front yard of the hospital."</span><br style="color: #6a6a6a; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;" /><br style="color: #6a6a6a; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;" /><span style="color: #6a6a6a; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;">With that the new mother burst out crying.</span><br style="color: #6a6a6a; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;" /><br style="color: #6a6a6a; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;" /><span style="color: #6a6a6a; font-size: 17px; line-height: 25px;">"I know," she said. "That was me, too."</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-24544404129367420782013-10-09T09:08:00.003-07:002013-10-09T09:08:54.680-07:00Data Transfer JOke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 25px; line-height: 40px;">Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 25px; line-height: 40px;" /><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 25px; line-height: 40px;" /><span style="color: #242424; font-family: jubilat; font-size: 25px; line-height: 40px;">A: Data transfer.</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-10499551219431745122013-10-09T04:31:00.003-07:002013-10-09T04:31:57.153-07:00Father Joke with Priest<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Our priest asked how things were going with my father. "Well, he has issues," I replied, then shared a few details.</div>
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After listening, he said, Issues? Sounds like he’s got a year’s subscription.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-18790512663697200392013-10-09T04:28:00.003-07:002013-10-09T04:28:32.645-07:00Seven Course Meal Joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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A man invited a woman over to his home for a seven-course meal.</div>
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“That’s lovely,” she said. “What are we going to have?”</div>
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He said, “A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.”</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-75220582461386003042013-10-08T23:22:00.000-07:002013-10-09T01:19:24.480-07:00Kissing My Knees JOke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif;">I lovingly gave my niece a kiss on her cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together. Afterwards, I noticed her wiping her cheek. ”Are you wiping off my kiss?”, I asked her. ”No”, she smartly replied, “I’m just rubbing it in!</span></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-27480588322441697522013-10-08T23:18:00.002-07:002013-10-08T23:18:20.894-07:00Doctor and Mother JOke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Mother – I need to speak to the doctor, it’s an emergency, my infant has a temperature of 101.<br />Doctor to Secretary – Find out how she’s taking the temperature.</h3>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-26173715093079683892013-10-08T06:46:00.002-07:002013-10-08T06:46:32.290-07:00Mental Hospital Joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how does one determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.</span><br style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><br style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."</span><br style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><br style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."</span><br style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><br style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;" /><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-65821097482494586172013-10-08T06:37:00.000-07:002013-10-08T06:37:05.208-07:00Sardar Ji on Wedding<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Xtra Sans Regular', Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Xtra Sans Regular', Arial, 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">engagement day will you give me a ring.</span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-7572525421643383132013-10-08T04:54:00.003-07:002013-10-08T06:46:59.007-07:00Boss: <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<b>Boss: Where were you born?</b><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><b>Sardar: India ..</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><b>Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .</b></span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-22147492884779479852013-10-08T04:38:00.004-07:002013-10-08T04:38:45.784-07:00Sardar Ji in Mood<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><b>Boss: Where were you born?</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><b>Sardar: India ..</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><b>Boss: which part?</b></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><b>Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .</b></span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-85785310262815393832013-10-08T04:38:00.001-07:002013-10-08T04:38:15.964-07:00American Sardar Joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-36454859456061908252013-10-08T04:35:00.001-07:002013-10-08T04:35:50.478-07:00Lion and Sardar Joke<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand "<span style="background-color: white; color: black; display: inline !important; float: none; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 14px;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: black;"></span><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774112300681160489noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7957270584415348596.post-41578252177964998662012-03-16T03:57:00.003-07:002013-10-08T04:35:34.444-07:00Sardar Joke - Susu Karne Ki jagah Dikha do<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Ek Bar Bahut Bade Hotel Mein Shadi Ho Rahi Thi, Udhar Apne Santa Ji Bhi Masti Maar Rahe The.<br />
Achanak Se Sath Mein Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Toilet Jana Thha Usne Santa Se Puchha.<br />
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Ladki: <b>Sardar Ji, Susu Karne Ki Jagha Dikha Do</b><br />
Santa Ne Sharamte Hue Jawab Diya: “<span style="color: maroon;"><b>You Naughty Girl - Pahle Tum Dikhao Fir Mein Dikhaunga</b></span>“<br />
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